Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per
second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five
being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example,
there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved,
and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".